Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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