I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just cropdusted the office
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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