Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
that is very illegal...i love you.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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