I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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