he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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