I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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