He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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