I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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