i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
