i think i have herpe
just one?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
