shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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