dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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