Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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