I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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