I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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