Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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