That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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