BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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