There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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