Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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