just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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