I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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