chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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