I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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