I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize