found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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