oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
please don't ironically join a cult
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