just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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