billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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