I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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