he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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