do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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