Hey man sorry I got all grabby
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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