What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize