Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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