that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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