I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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