some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you traded sex for a burrito?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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