Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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