fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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