never play flip cup with pint glasses
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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