found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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