The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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