just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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