For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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