My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
sarcasm needs its own font
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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