I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
