it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I've blown a few things in my day
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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