I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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