you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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