yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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