I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
