So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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