Come see our sink grown plant.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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