I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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